that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025

Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016

lag

when your entire net freezes and and the screen freezes

I fucking die to lag every time I play this damn game, I'm about to uninstall.

by the come goblin December 5, 2021

Lag

the one thing that coexist in all online games for a majority of players. There is no defense and you cannot kill it. If there is enough of it you will either render yourself defenceless and get you killed or you will disconnect and be forced to come. This can be fixed by getting a faster Internet for it is mainly caused by Internet not being fast enough.

Friend: Lets play cod together
You: Sure
-Plays cod and dies-

You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-

by rabbidninja June 9, 2011

Fall Lag

When you're trying to play a fun game of Fall Guys, but constant lag spikes keep interrupting your flow and causeing you to miss-time jumps, or get whacked by obstacles you thought were nowhere close to you, and no matter what you do, whether you restart your console, or dis and reconnect your Wi-Fi, it just will not go away.

Bro this fall lag keeps making me get hit by rhinos. I'm extremely close to killing myself right now

by red_stink August 25, 2023

Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

lag

the new meaning of dying in bonk

jay: bro i lagged
chimp: you should stop lagging

by gtadamise September 17, 2021