pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

Pete

Pete is a genuinely kind man who truly understands what it takes to love and care for someone. He knows how to love a person's best friend dearly. He also brings the shots to the room when Ryann screams from across the house. Pete can be beckoned by the sex turtle call.

Oh, I can hear the sex turtle calling. We better let Pete and Ryann get down to it.

by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025

Papi Pete

A chihoo

Papi Pete, why are you such a chihoo?

by Papi.Chen69 December 9, 2018

pete ramsey

To loudly bang on someone's door in the middle of the night with a concussion while drunk.

Dude, you hit your head after passing out drunk. Don't wonder off and pull a Pete Ramsey.

by JaiMayo July 28, 2014

Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown

Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked

by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022

Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.

Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot

by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018

A pete

When you join a conversation late and misunderstand what the conversation is about and say something out of conext.

John: "This trunk looks like its filled to the brim"
A Pete: "who likes a rim?"

by toolio13 October 1, 2025