Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.

Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!

by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023

noliage

Something only obtainable with vast amounts of stankage.

Dan has not acquired the noliage necessary to be noliagable.

by Dudiage February 14, 2023

Nolan

Also known as Daddy. He is so handsome. He is always fun to be around. He has a really thick cock and loves to spoil his baby girl.

Nolan makes me so wet.

by Nolans Barbie March 4, 2023

Nolan

If you ever tried to date Nolan, it’s a very bad idea because he will turn his back on you and stab you in the back and then the face and then he’ll eat your spleen He’s the most ugliest guy in the world. He’s a fem boy he’s gay and has a big nose.we hate that guy

The last time I saw Nolan , I hit myself in the face with a bowling ball because he is ugly

by Funnygoat10001 November 5, 2022

Nolan

He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.

Me : Oh that's Nolan right?

Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute

Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot

by basic_brunette November 24, 2022

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023