sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!
by Sea salt dick December 03, 2015
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Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.
Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick
by Rick Bross January 28, 2009
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Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop
Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty
by Shitlord August 02, 2009
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bomb ass salt

pure, long lasting, slow burning, crystal clear, meth that is recieved in the form of shards in generous amounts, and is also delivered
man, that is some bomb ass salt, i've been on one for days and i still got some left. whered that shit come from? damn, cause one hit and oooo, that is some bomb ass salt.
by melanie mueller August 26, 2006
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Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.
"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009
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Arizona Salt Licker

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
by jkldosan a673 July 08, 2011
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salt water sprinkler

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"
by Anonymous November 18, 2002
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