douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...

Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"

by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011

nip grip

When you're bangin and sweaty and your nips stick to hers

That was fun yesterday, especially when we had a nip grip!

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Nip lickle

Licking sofas after a woman farts and gets up.

Sarah farted and left the room whilst Dave laid on the sofa and Nip Lickle sniffed the spot where Sarah sat.

by Dave Squity February 28, 2011

Nips are out

You are going to get caught

You have not done a great work and you don’t even attend classes, the professor will definitely find out. Your nips are out.

by Boldandblunt May 12, 2025

Nip Shot

The hardening of cold or frozen nipples

I got really bad nip shot right now

by J to the R-O-C bitch January 16, 2009

Nipping

Verb; the art of being pelted by miniature alcohol bottles.

Joe was nipping Andrew’s car one drunken night.

by Llpaige July 18, 2021