Nice guy

A guy whose girlfriend slept with eight different guys during their relationship still cannot treat her like a whore or sleep with any other girls just for his sexual need because he can feel guilty when treating woman like shit.

W: Then he tried to engage an non-serious relationship with his ex but he cant do it. After all that girl did to him he still cant use her just for his need.
M: You mean he still has feeling toward her?
W: No. I mean he is a nice guy.

by witch May 28, 2006

Nice Frame, Bad Portrait

When you see a girl or woman and they have really nice bodies, but then you see their faces and they're ugly.

Two guys at the mall staring at a woman's hot body.
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."

by DjKushBeats October 1, 2010

Nice Tits

Something done in a fashion that is spectacular, above and beyond, or way cool

Joe Shmo: Hey dad I got an A on my spelling test

Mr. Shmo: Hey son, nice tits

by MR MUSTANG THE BEE May 15, 2011

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

Nice Bike Bad Helmet

A women with an awesome sexy body but has an ugly ass face.

Damn you see that girl? Ya, she had "Nice Bike Bad Helmet".

by Monkeybutter January 14, 2010

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011