Depression Nap

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.

“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”

by Myahsaurus November 1, 2019

power nap

A five to ten minute nap during a night of hard partying to revive your energy and party on.

"Is Diego passed out?.."Nah man, he is just taking a quick power nap"

"I just need a power nap and I'll be good"

by Kymberli April 30, 2007

wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

by asshole February 26, 2004

Cat Nap Wood

When a guy awakes from a cat nap with a boner

Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!

Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.

by onleemortall December 16, 2011

douchebag nap

Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.

Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours

by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011

9 Minute Nap

To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.

Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap

by Masturdebator October 4, 2009

Nigger Nap

To do an excessive amount of Marijuana then fall asleep for a long time

Man, I'm gunna get high and take a nigger nap.

by fonde22 June 25, 2009