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enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.
I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best
by yea me 2 January 3, 2015
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Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"
I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.
by June & Legik December 2, 2010
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Sexual muffin

The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.
She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.
by Dodgysexthing April 13, 2019
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Stud-Muffin

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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Mud muffin

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 7, 2012
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Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-
That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?
by penguinpie December 15, 2008
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Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019
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