The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019

Milk Muffins

Boobs.

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?

by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010

Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.

She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Luff Muffin

A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.

See Luff

Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D

Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!

by A Luff Muffin May 19, 2011

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

rez muffin

A white girl from the rez that dont take no shit.

Hey jen (white girl) (rez muffin) what you doing over here?

Jen- anything I want!

by Joey mt July 3, 2018