Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.
Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
by ColossalToad October 6, 2024
Get the Mennonite mobile mug.A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.
2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
by Farter2024 July 24, 2024
Get the Depreciation-mobile mug.A mobile game where most toxic players will tell you to migrate there if you fucked up the game session from an another MOBA game. After entering the game, you'll notice that some features are taken from other games like the hero "Alucard" which has the similar skills with "Riven" from League and "Franco" with "Pudge" from Dota 2.
There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.
It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.
Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced
If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.
It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.
Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced
If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
(Totally accurate in-game experience)
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!
*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!
*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
by Junayuno April 21, 2024
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You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
by WarthunderGamer May 29, 2024
Get the War Thunder Mobile mug.And then my dad started telling about me to my neighbor uncle, he told I'm a MOBILE HUCHCHA and needs therapy
by Themgaeysnohomo May 27, 2021
Get the Mobile Huchcha mug.Anyone that can walk around by themselves and have fun.
typically people that sit around an XBOX all day, are a lil fat. Typically a name given to a weird kid that has no friends so makes fun all by themself.
typically people that sit around an XBOX all day, are a lil fat. Typically a name given to a weird kid that has no friends so makes fun all by themself.
by ACE3 March 9, 2010
Get the Mobile PARTY mug.This is a type of gaming, if its really even considered as gaming that is done on a Mobile Device. (Not to be confused with handheld consoles like the Nintendo Switch)
Mobile Gaming also has its notorious E-Sports scene which includes titles like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, and League of Legends: Wild Rift, where a lot of money is wasted on lame tournaments true gamers don't even bother to watch.
Mobile Gaming also has its notorious E-Sports scene which includes titles like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, and League of Legends: Wild Rift, where a lot of money is wasted on lame tournaments true gamers don't even bother to watch.
"What differentiates True Gaming from Mobile Gaming is that the latter is for posers who don't know any better."
~ PC and Console Alliance 2K24
~ PC and Console Alliance 2K24
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
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