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"morning after" panties

n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)
My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.
by StarWolf777RJ July 19, 2016
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morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.
by jager666999 May 14, 2016
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morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.
by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017
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Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.
Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
by Lars Dav March 3, 2017
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morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
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Moaning yoda

When you make a girl orgasm you throw green paint on there face while you give them a facial
I was up all night having sex with a girl and I gave her a moaning yoda and it was hrd to clean up
by Wanglerz August 3, 2017
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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