Minnesota Gathering

A lumberjack orgy.

This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.

by ElZarape July 16, 2020

Minnesota

The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.

Person 1: Hey I hear he’s from Minnesota!

Person 2: That hot ass desert? NO WAY!!!!!!

by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020

mineesha

A small person who bullies you and violates you for no reason at all

You are a small human. mineesha is a bully

by Ghjug September 30, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020

Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.

I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

by Hail Steven January 7, 2021

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021