chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016

Dirty Monkey Bomb

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.

“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”

by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017

Spikey Mikey

Then a girl has recently shaved her pussy and the stubble has started to come through, the girl then rides your dick and gives you a red rash where the stubble has rubbed against your skin.

'Bro that bitch have me a spikey mikey last night, hurt like fuck, hope she shaves before next time'

by Abarthdriver666 June 11, 2018

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

Gear Monkey

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!

Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!

by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018