midgetitcher

kevin who itches midgets

i saw midgetitcher at the mall today itching a midget

by bananna March 11, 2005

Midget free

As in to be without ones small children. Anything under 4 foot 9 inches is considered a midget. Not intended to offend less taller adults.

" Me and Amber are midget free this weekend so, we're clubbin."

by El castor May 20, 2009

midget hitler

Someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence 'midget'. Can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny Hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.

Girl1:Hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
Girl2:Yeah.
Girl1:Who else is invited?
Girl2: Not midget hitler thats for sure, I like my house in one piece, thank-you!

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 25, 2010

midget dyke

A female or a male where you can not tell whether it is a girl or a boy and they are unusually short. Its definition is closely related to MB, midget bitch.

wtf, is that a girl midget or boy midget. It's just a midget dyke.

by peewhee June 4, 2010

Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

by Weirdwun September 5, 2016

Midgetdiot

A person who gets on Jayne's nerves.

Word created while Jayne and Spaz were doing something and Jayne morphed the two words "midget" and "idiot" together.

"Someone and Eiko and Loki and Silent and such are midgetdiots."

"That midgetdiot tried to wear alexander! So then, I stole him back and stapled her to the wall and used Chinese WATER torture."

by Jayne the Annoyer January 7, 2004

Midget in high heels

When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.

''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''

by borrie August 24, 2011