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Fuck Michael. He is a drug dealer who did me dirty one time and now he owes me 14 grand in cash and I don’t think he’s gonna pay it forward. He is a little cocksucker out of gay town. He’s a Bitch scumbag hoe and never trust him.
“Hey stop being so ugly
“Hey at least I’m not named Michael”
Rude kid who likes to annoy people but many people love him he is very sweet l but he loves to tease people, his favourite catchphrase is go to hell, he can be rude but many people absolutely love him.

To some is is a butthole though,

He also has a little baby dick
" oh my god I love Michael"
"Michael is a butthole "
a black sexy male who plays roblox and gets hella paid and gets dem fatt hoes all day 24/7 and has a 13 inch cock. he also has a youtube channel
Girl:i wish Michael would lick my pussy
michael by vixened November 27, 2017
The guy who is a Jody and has no common sense.
Hey look at that guy, what a total Michael.
Michael by Rofl Banshee May 3, 2018
a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme
Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now
Michael by cornershop12 May 8, 2018
John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude
Michael by Mwilley June 17, 2018