magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.

“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.

by biguglybootneck April 27, 2024

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Magical_Balde

Twitter/X user that is a Barcelona fan and owns all his jobless mutuals (especially Vardrid fans).

Joined Twitter years ago but still yet to take an L.

Considered to be the best Twitter user oat due to his incredible takes week in and week out.

He will be there when Barcelona win the sextuple in the 2024/25 season

Who is the best Twitter user oat? Magical_Balde

"Own him Walde"
"cook him Walde"

by LionelMessi_10goat May 4, 2024

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Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

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Matic

governed by a predefined set of rules or formulas

The math was complex, but the matic behind the solution was perfectly clear

by Divic January 20, 2026

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mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

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