Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below

Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"

by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017

Hannah MacLean

Olympic athlete. Honestly the best girl you’ll ever meet. She’s the prettiest smartest kindest fastest and most caring. If you ever have the pleasure to meet her don’t pass it up. Her smile can light up the universe and she can light up anyone’s world just by looking at them. She’s the best person ever and to use a word like perfect or great on her would be a MASSIHE UNDERSTATEMENT. IF YOU DONT LOVE HER you can kys Bc you are dumber than rocks.

OMG when I'm older I wanna be as fast as Hannah MacLean, shes the fastest olympian ever.

by Jack Smithie November 30, 2017

Wyatt Macleod

A very sad little boy how spends his day playing fortnite, he has little common sense and can not tell what sarcasm is. He is the guy at a party who likes to strip down into his underwear after his first beer

You see that guy over there, his name is Wyatt Macleod and will try to trash talk you but never win

by DavidSpade February 19, 2019

Poopy Macgyver

A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.

Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!

Steve: "Yeah.."

Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."

by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019

emily maclean

A short ass girl who is lowkey the baddest bitch. She cute & sweet or whateva but dont piss her off.

person 1: "were you just talking to emily maclean ?"
person 2: "ya she's SOOOOO hot !!!!"

by jo mamama October 15, 2019

ron maclean

Someone who says nothing while his friend says something stupid and bigoted.

Jeff just kind of stood there while his buddy was spouting off about aboriginal people. He was a real Ron MacLean.

by ?....... November 10, 2019

Richard Macy

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.

Don’t be a richard Macy, he’s a man

by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020