toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014

punani master

it means you dominate all the poontang in the world, from land to sea

Pierre: Bro, your the punani master!
Adi: Right on!

by asasasasasasa June 30, 2014

Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Language Master

Someone who knows and mastered all types of language including their dialects, starting from Japanese

Alex is a Language Master, he corrected my Japanese and taught me many things!

by John Niggee May 19, 2015

juice master

a competent barman/barmaid

there are special trade schools to become a juice master

by Sexydimma May 26, 2015

waterproof mascara

This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.

"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"

by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015

slack master

A true man of leisure. It takes some real practice to get good at almost doing nothing while still enjoying yourself to the max.

After Jack won the lotto, he resumed his lifelong slacker quest to become the ultimate slack master -- by "trying not to try".

by Sorbe1 September 9, 2015