Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.

Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"

by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016

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muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

by Shitsdip Magee August 05, 2010

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Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca March 28, 2018

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The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 02, 2010

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Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female

"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "

by K o F September 29, 2019

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A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 18, 2017

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speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 06, 2021

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