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muff cabbage

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park
Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing
by TheAuthor October 18, 2010
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muff diver

to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver
that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate
by samwise the cunning July 23, 2008
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Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!
by Cult Figure May 27, 2006
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Muff

Cute, adorable, aesthetically pleasing. An expression used to define a jolly, happy feeling.
That bunny rabbit looks very muff.
i feel so muffy today
by Vishwa Tailor April 13, 2008
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muff cabbage

snookie's hairy clam
The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage
by fuck new jersey October 18, 2010
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Muff

a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree! XD.
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!

or it is a muffin.XD
example 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways)

Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!
by kim r January 16, 2009
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muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
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