"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 7, 2012
Get the Mud muffinmug. Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 5, 2011
Get the Cowboy Muffinmug. Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.
She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin
by MechisX October 17, 2016
Get the Icing the Muffinmug. by EmoPunkRocker June 22, 2016
Get the cheeky muffinmug. A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017
Get the The Muffin Manmug. When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012
Get the Nose Muffinmug. Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022
Get the Cuttin' Muffinsmug.