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Muff Train

When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.
Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.
by The Horny Batman March 13, 2011
mugGet the Muff Trainmug.

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
by dinkydew January 16, 2012
mugGet the muff buffinmug.

Crush that muff

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019
mugGet the Crush that muffmug.

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
by Docks October 2, 2008
mugGet the muff rufflingmug.

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010
mugGet the Holy Muffmug.

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
by Vitalogist January 12, 2020
mugGet the Muff clapmug.

Muff chowder

muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none
by Wankmellon September 19, 2019
mugGet the Muff chowdermug.

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