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Moose Job

A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.
Tom-Dude I just got a Moose Job from Irma!

Joe-Dude! That sounds terribly uncomfortable!
by SpaceDonkey January 16, 2011
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spruce moose

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.
Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!
by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006
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moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.
Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.
by danny January 13, 2004
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moose

A kid that a man named Faye likes. He Haw. He has a really shiny mouth, due to his ginourmous braces. Moose always weres a hoodie that says Ranger on it.
"Ooh. Look Faye, it's moose."<pointing at a man that has ginourmous braces and a ranger sweater.>
by Deiter Louise May 9, 2005
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Moose Call

Moose Call ............ Slang for a Obese women queefing
the stench of her moose call emanated out from the thunderous thighs
by E-F-D March 3, 2011
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Octo-moose

A moose with four arms and four legs.
"Look", said Hamish and Sean, "There's an Octo-moose over there"
by Hamish and Sean July 31, 2008
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The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.
Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.
by m3ow April 18, 2010
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