A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
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Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
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