the pinball machine

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.

I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight

by MuzzikA0 March 1, 2021

Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.

"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*

by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021

crane machine

when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"

I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.

by sir fucks-a-lot April 24, 2009

Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

Fax machine

Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...

you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?

by Doodle:) February 26, 2020

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020