Ava Lillie Something

She is the hippest and coolest person you'll ever meet :D She is perfect in practically every way and is soo talented she is basically jellyfish but human and better tbh ik hard to believe but its true. You should cherish her very much and she is in love with you you are the luckiest person in the multiverse because simply put it she is lovely in every way imaginable becaause shes smart and funny and lacking a little common sense but has a reaaly lovely voice and she looks pretty and has an amazing sense of humor and has the snazziest personality so yes if you are friends with an Ava Lillie Something you are very luucky

Person a: Dude youre so cool
Person b: You mean im--looks around--an Ava Lillie Something?

by raadical raddy rad July 28, 2022

Ooda-lollian

An Ooda-lollian is somebody you would think came right out of an old Disney animated movie a-la Baloo in The Jungle Book circa 1967. These are individuals whose life skills equal exactly two. The first would be the ability to sing the right words to a song (albeit off key) while smoking a stogie. Their second skill will always be some delusion they have of being the right mentor at any time, and miraculously convincing some disenfranchised youth the very same. The implications for those he sees as his wards can become dire. For instance, if a folie à deux were to evolve, the ooda-lollian could impress upon the youth that they are actually able to command wild beasts, fly from treetop to treetop, or even survive alone in the bush at the age of seven. Unfortunately, this is also how new Ooda-lollians come about. All it takes is one misguided sloth of an Ooda-lollian convincing anybody who might listen, that "you can do anything you put your mind to", one youth eventually experiencing a psychotic break, succumbing to the delusion, and renouncing the reality he was once part of to trigger a devolution the likes of which have never been documented.

Stupid Ooda-lollian thinks hes gonna teach me something about how to handle a wild honey badger. Shit, all's ya gotta do is stick your finger in it's little mouth. Oh wait, that was for beaver. My wife taught me that. She said that beavers like when you stick your finger in their little wet mouths.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Cock lollie

A funny way of saying cock sucker.

You are such a cock lollie

by Urmomma1313 October 17, 2023

Dirty Lilli

A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.

Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*

by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024

Fishcum lolli

Fishcum lolli is the act of finishing a sexual act amd Cumming in the female, then the male sticks his finger in the females pussy pulling out a cum covered finger (fish cum lolli)

Hahaha dude last night this hoe totally asked me to give her that fishcum lolli when we were done! Shit made me guggle harsh!

by GnKBullet January 3, 2025

Mason Lelling

A smelly stinky man who just doesn’t know how to shut his trap

I hate mason lelling

by TheFreshyBloch April 6, 2025

appy polly lollies

Appy polly lollies is a future slang word for sorry or apologises. Can be found in futuristic books such as A Clockwork Orange. In the future working-class teens, or "nasdats" will say it but for the moment it is mainly the well-read middle-class who are trying to show off by knowing such phrases.

Girl: I boke your phone. Appy polly lollies
Girl 2: What?
Girl: I mean sorry. You wouldn't understand.
Girl: Ugh future slang just doesn't make you cool okay?

by totesmigoats#hashtagYOLO May 15, 2013