Lags McGee

A player in an online game who is lagging, possibly causing other players to lag as well.

Damnit Mike! Quit being Lags McGee!

by mikeyshoes March 6, 2009

Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time

"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."

by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023

Jet lagged

Feeling nauseous/sick after a trip to zynbabwe

Charles is a little jet lagged rn from his flight to zynbabwe

by Fortnitegod11 November 29, 2023

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023