During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 09, 2022
The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag March 27, 2012
After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
by Terpsichore February 18, 2010
The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
by GPLongwood April 23, 2013
The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
by Casey Watts July 09, 2022
When one hits a bong and has already pulled off one's bowl, has inhaled all of ones smoke, but continues to inhale after the bong is cleared. May be due to wanting to hold in one's hit.
by Rip lag July 17, 2015