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Schemist/Krystal

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022
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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
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