Knife bait

When something is effectively bait for a stab or slash wound.

Hey, that baby looks like knife bait!

by US_PsyOp September 20, 2023

Knifes

Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary

Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no

by Shmendric September 21, 2023

knife kink

knife kink is when you act up and get a arouse by look-in at thy knife

"I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric

by lucyisademon January 13, 2024

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

Knife

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

knife ii

MY BABY mwa mw amwa

he is SO HOOOOOOOOT OMG-

knife ii is my baby

by bow ii February 25, 2024

Knife

A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you

the knife told me to do it

by Gnomer8 March 15, 2024