i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

Bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

When your fellow-mate is being (see douche/pussy) you may "bust a kitten" in there snatch hole

D if you cant stop being a douche Im going to bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

by Lmfkr September 30, 2019

Discord Uwu kitten kawaii cgvrp

To be a meowe for a greenville discord uwu kitten nsfw server. So kitty papi like he give u money and toe picture

'Hey babe, send me Discord uwu kitten kawaii cgvrp plz bb'

by The Definition Artist June 24, 2022

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

by PowellRanger August 17, 2006

Kitten

The immature form of a cat. it's also called a kitty and they are the most misleading creatures god has ever made. When you see one you'd probably think it's cute, but once it has activated his razor claws and locks on to you,
you'll change your opinion about them. Trust me. You will.

Aahw, look at that little kitten, it looks so adora-

AAAAHH IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO MUCH, TAKE IT OF ME!!!

by Cheesy man 38 October 28, 2017