K bud.

Giving up and admitting that you lose an argument simply because you are a giant pussy.

Tom: "How do I know you have a penis if I have never seen it?"
Ric: "K bud."

by Gators_gat September 30, 2016

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kinky - Kingdom
People - Phylum
Come - Class
Over - Order
For - Family
Group - Genus
Sex - Species

Barbara got an exeptional grade on her Biology midterm because she remembered K-P-C-O-F-G-S.

by Group sexer March 12, 2010

k-work

The useless busy work that your boss has you do when there is nothing else to do. This is the most shittiest, crap work that no one wants to do, but must be done. It applies to all fields of work including, but not limited to, Graphic Design (scanning, renaming files, masking images) Administration (data entry, booking flights, etc.), Mortician (embalming, cleaning the body, etc.)

Eric: What are you up to Johnny Boy?
John: Ahh man, I have shit load of k-work to do.

Andrea: So what are you doing today Caroll?
Caroll: Nothing but k-work. My boss has me changing one single date in thousands of excel sheets.

by Bobby Fork August 16, 2006

k-fed

1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit

1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah

by JhennRhaiyne November 11, 2006

K.B.I.

(slang expression): Originating in the 1950s as a response to a statement of dubious veracity or credibility, it's an acronym for "Keep believing it".

Bush: We can win the war on terror by killing every muslim in the middle east.

Intelligent Person: Yeah, k.b.i.

by Vermont Ferret August 24, 2006

K-9

A dog police force that is meant to sniff out drugs, and bad guys. They know how to attack and send their opponent on the ground bleeding and crying and eventually die if there were not their handlers to arrest them and let them bleed out as they give them a ticket for fleeing the law and going 5 MPH over the speed limit in a 80 km/h zone.

But sometimes if your luck they will shoot you before they let the hounds loose on you. Just like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons who always lets the hounds loose on trespassers like Girl scouts and orphans!

Example 1:
Mark: Why you running
Kevin: Cause the K-9's are after me
Mark: You better run they bit off Matt's balls last week!

Example 2:
Burns: Release the hounds!
Smithers: Their out for cleaning
Burns: Well you go get them then!
Smithers: Right away, Sir! Bark!

by Diablohell February 20, 2009

k hole

Only noobs think that k holing is overdosing on ketamine when in actual fact, people with experience know that its the best bit.

Yesmate, you get the film and projector while I'll make lines - for the ultimate k hole cinema :D

by lkewis December 5, 2007