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Tom and Jerry

The act of a large, agressive homosexual lurking in the gay bar- and getting aroused by a smaller defenseless homosexual. The bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his bitch, but is undermindend by the small, clever homoexual and, infact, becomes the bitch.
I saw a classic example of a Tom and Jerry when Big Ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2 wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. He instead bought his own vodka tonic. Big Ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller homosexual.
by phantompooper June 27, 2008
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Jerry

Kill that Jerry in the bush over there!!!
by theoblitoratorofpike January 2, 2007
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Jordyn

A selfish bitch who thinks she is better than others. And also thinks she is living in A movie. FAKES HER DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY!!!
Girl 1: hey jordyn
Jordyn: we don't talk to me
by Ur local dinosaur November 2, 2019
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Did a Jerry

Also known as "Pulling a Jerry"
In tech circles, leaving out an obvious and necessary closing tag, then claiming ignorance while thousands of surfers get a broken page.
DUDE, I totally just pulled a Jerry. Forgot a </a>
by Hagbard September 16, 2004
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jordy

A soccer player with no sense of team - skillful but unable to read the game, unwilling to pass to a team mate, ultimately a weak link.
Jordy wasted the opportunity by electing to try and beat 3 men rather than put in an early ball.
by Joshiah December 28, 2005
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Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.
I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!
by normal is nice April 8, 2011
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Jordy Laforge

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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