the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018
Get the jordan bortismug. by F22 August 30, 2004
Get the michael jordanmug. The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012
Get the Tommy Jordanmug. When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"
Man, last night I brought that dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see, just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking Air Jordan.
by the bombastic blumptastic April 29, 2003
Get the air jordanmug. The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.
by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011
Get the Jordan Witzigreutermug. The act, unintentional or otherwise, of vomiting on another whilst the other is performing oral sex on the vomiter.
It became obvious that Jeff had one too many when he blew a hot jordan on Whit's head. She was a sport, though, since she finished. That's love, man.
by Turbolicious March 15, 2008
Get the hot jordanmug.