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dava jonas

a great pimbador
i watched a dava jonas video yesterday
dava jonas by jô soares April 22, 2017

pulling a Nick Jonas 

to pander to the lustful gay members on your fanbase by flaunting your chiseled physique and just never following up with them after (a form of blue balling if you will)

Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.
Hey, did you see that new nude Liam Payne photoshoot? So sad to see he's pulling a Nick Jonas to promote his music.

Hannah and Jonas 

This to guys are pretty awsome! When this people meets each other they fall in love at once and tougher they can take over the world
It is year 2058 and Hannah and Jonas are together and ready to take over the world.

Seconds later...

Man1: What was that?
Man2: I think Hannah and Jonas are here
Hannah and Jonas by Kakpootin April 8, 2020

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) 

People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.

They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)

They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.

They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :

OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"

OJD: "Really"

OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"

OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"

OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"

OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."

Denise Jonas

Mother of the very sexy and very talented Jonas Brothers. Best mother in the world. Smoking hot, just like her sons.
Brittany:Man Denise Jonas is so smoking..

Casi: Yeah idk who i'd rather bang her or Joe.

Brittany: That's a tough one.
Denise Jonas by Casi Lynn Caldwell February 9, 2009