Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.

Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places

Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny

by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023

Johnny suh

a man who is very warm-hearted with his beautiful lips, and a handsome face, he loves his mother very much, and takes care of his younger siblings, a man who does not know despair, who wants to try and always smiles in every situation, a man who makes my days colorful, a man who can put a smile on my face, and a man who is the reason I live happily

Johnny suh

by Na.johnny November 23, 2021

Johnny depp

Johnny depp is definition of daddy issues.

me: Johnny depp could get it
my friend : he is 57 and you have daddy issues.

by blood4vampire December 6, 2020

bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013

johnny kettler

Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx

Wired up like johnny kettler!

by Syrup288 June 24, 2023