A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jomug. The fattest bitch in the world she likes big cock and loves her pussy punched her boyfriend loves to eat her like thanks giving he doesn't know how many boobs he touched
by Sam'ee October 1, 2017
Get the samantha jomug. by acidhead June 27, 2011
Get the No Jo Komug. 
"Did you see Faith last night? She was so joed"
"What's that bruise from?" "I got so joed last night"
"What's that bruise from?" "I got so joed last night"
by quoves May 3, 2021
Get the joedmug. A term to describe the fervour, love and passion of theatre shows.
Like "MoJo"- but about stage shows.
Accepted spelling can also be: sho-jo, sho jo, show-jo, show jo, shojo, showjo.
Like "MoJo"- but about stage shows.
Accepted spelling can also be: sho-jo, sho jo, show-jo, show jo, shojo, showjo.
For years I had lost my Show-Jo, but after seeing "Next to Normal" on Broadway last week...I have it back.
or
OMG! That revival of West Side Story totally reignited my Show-Jo
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OMG! That revival of West Side Story totally reignited my Show-Jo
by JMillaquai June 10, 2009
Get the Show-Jomug. 