by Olachi August 16, 2022

by CXRI$ April 18, 2023

A short guy that likes Astros and sucks at cornhole. Guys named Robert are so much better at cornhole.
That short guy sucks at playing cornhole against that tall handsome guy. Short guy must be a Jeremy.
by Cornholegod April 22, 2021

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.
Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?
Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame
Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*
Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame
Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*
by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

Jeremy is an awesome person to be around. Jeremy is always up for a good time, and says the sweetest and most genuine compliments. Jeremy is incredibly hilarious, and witty. You can always trust Jeremy. There are infinitely more reasons why Jeremy is an awesome friend.
“Wow, I wish I met Jeremy sooner.”
“Jeremy is just awesome at playing the spoons”
Friend 1: “Wow, who’s that really cool person solving that Rubik’s cube?”
Friend 2: “That’s Jeremy”
“Jeremy is just awesome at playing the spoons”
Friend 1: “Wow, who’s that really cool person solving that Rubik’s cube?”
Friend 2: “That’s Jeremy”
by Ratatouille.the.bomb.com August 16, 2023

I was going to buy a float plane but my girlfriend said that would be JEREMY of me.
I wanted to be funny and buy an ice cream truck but again my girlfriend thought that would be Jeremy
I wanted to be funny and buy an ice cream truck but again my girlfriend thought that would be Jeremy
by Kateraide October 29, 2021

by (BIGNUTS) November 21, 2022
