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jeremy starks

The name of a bitch ass man who doesn't know how to treat a woman. This man has a limp ass dick every time you try to have sex with him. His head game is D3 and that's being nice. He's a bum ass nigga who has no job and lives off of $20 monthly. Not to be trusted.
Man.... He a Jeremy Starks ass nigga...
by bitchifyoudon't May 2, 2018
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pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.
I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!
by MerBudd January 30, 2023
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Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a boy who you think is nice at first, but then when y’all break up he is a piece of crap :) Jeremy tells you that he loves you, and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. But, previously he has told that to other girls too. When you date him, he likes someone else other than you and gets closer to another girl, and tells you that the girl is like his sister. And then, you get mixed feelings about it. So you ask him, and he gets mad at you and tells you that’s not true, and you shouldn’t be assuming things. But you still take him back anyway. And then, the girl gives you tips about you relationship and starts acting nice out of nowhere. But then, Jeremy doesn’t text you as much as he texts her. Jeremy waits with you after school, but then one day he leaves and you go to his Instagram dm’s and see that this girl has poured her heart out to him, and he tells her that he didn’t feel like you and him were a couple, but instead he felt like he was with her and he wanted to kiss her. And then, he texts you “hi babe” and you already know he is full of crap. And he says “can we talk” and you say “yeah” and he says “I’m sorry” and then you say nothing and he continues “I’m too good for you” and you just have to sit there and cry, and every time your family brings him up you can’t get over him. And then you find out, he has liked this girl your whole relationship. Should’ve known that from the start when he would wear her hair ties and hoodies.
“Jeremy just broke up with me 😭”
“Well that’s just jeremy, he’s a player
by uwu please June 20, 2019
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Jeremy Lockwood

The term used to describe someone that is OBSESSED with flipping water bottles, despite not being good at it and showing no signs of improvement. They should honsetly find a new hobby.
Person A: "Hey, I bet I can flip this bottle and land it on that telephone pole!"
*Misses*

Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."
by Flarrow July 31, 2016
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Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".
Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"
by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025
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