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Mariah Jean Larson 

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...
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Aataahua-Jean

One of the most dumbest and slowest girls you would ever meet.
That girl is such an Aataahua-Jean, she is so dumb
Aataahua-Jean by Cookiecrumbz November 21, 2021
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Yang Jean 

Yang Jean is a very introverted person. She rarely opens up, but if she ever opens up to you consider yourself lucky. You better cherish a Yang Jean because she is one of a kind. The downsides of a yang jean is she is a pussy at rejecting people that she has no feeling for.
"why didn't you reject him. Quit being such a yang jean"
Yang Jean by hmEHH November 22, 2021

Rachel Jean 

Rachel Jean is the best person ever. She’s got bangs and is best friends with those who came into her life in the most unexpected way. She’s a creator and has a talent like no other, but does so humbly and without anyone knowing. She values her family, including her puppy, over everyone and is always there to take care of those around her. You can always count on her and should hope that one day you’ll be able to be with a Rachel Jean as her smile lights up the room and it doesn’t get any better than her. It’s not every day that you run into a Rachel Jean, but soak in the time you do have with her, because she might be gone before you know it.
LB: “I’m in love with Rachel Jean.”
Other: “You’re the luckiest man in the world!”
Rachel Jean by fire muse November 22, 2021

Avery Jean 

Person 1 “Omg that’s so iconic”

Person 2 “I know, so Avery Jean”.
Avery Jean by DDEL88 November 24, 2021

Jessica Jean 

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
Jessica Jean by Lsdpie December 9, 2021

Hermione Jean Granger 

The full name lol. such a sad middle name JEAN. She's basiclly harry potter's sidekick. She's a KNOW-IT-ALL but she's amazing.
rANDOM HUMAN: My favourite character in Harry Potter is Hermione Granger.
mE: Dumbo it's Hermione JEAN Granger.
Hermione Jean Granger by ~hem hem~ December 24, 2021