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Jacob Black

The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.
Bex "That boy is so ugly."
Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"
by Dazz13 December 6, 2009
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Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
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Madelyn & Jacob

Quite possibly the hottest scene kids in existence. Married at a young age through facebook, they promptly moved to a beachfront property in California. Pictures of these hot people will automatically make you horny.
Tim: holy shit have you seen those sexy scene kids?

William: Madelyn & Jacob? Hell yes, they are teh shit! They make my pants tighter!
by timothy the terrific May 10, 2009
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jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam
by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016
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Jacob Terry

The coolest person in the world, he has a huge cock and can have sex with any girl he wants.
Girl: damn jacob terry was good last night.
by Girl Girls February 27, 2010
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Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
by JRhinae August 16, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.
by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018
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