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jasper

jasper means a very awesome person that has the longest toenails that can reach the ends of all of the infinite universe's!
Person 1: "Man thats guys toenails are long!
Person 2: "not as long as jaspers
by poiborb April 21, 2023
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Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.
Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.
by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023
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Jasper

A boy who is autistic, gay, and short but is very loving. He is really caring and cute.
I just started to date this guy jasper.
by Niceboy7 May 24, 2023
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Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.
Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15
by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023
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jeepers

karambit doppler case hardened pattern 386, jeepers
by icekingwastaken June 8, 2023
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Jewpers

Persian Jews that are clicky and make you feel weird even if you are like them
Those Persian jewpers in uci. They only like themselves. Good luck with that.
by Cardian July 4, 2023
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Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr
Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper
by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023
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