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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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japanese-passive

A gesture, usually seen on Japanese community, especially during conflicts, wherein their facial expressions is exhibiting "seemingly forced" positivity, but in reality, they are internalizing "why can't you just die yet?" emotional state.
Hey, I don't like that face after we argue. Are you being japanese-passive?
by pier_psalms August 8, 2021
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Japanese Firedrill

When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.
Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.
by Tugeye Lips April 20, 2018
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Japanese cherry blossom

A bloody excrement full of firecrackers or "cherry bombs" normally from an underage female student.
Bruh, I watched this bitch on Pinterest totally queef a full size Japanese cherry blossom.
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.
by cunt rage March 26, 2016
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