pet bae-ting

Putting your pet front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
Borrowing someone else's pet to put front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.

"Awww, he's not my type, but that puppy is so cute! I'm going to go on a date with him just to meet his puppy"
"Don't do it! He's pet bae-ting, and that puppy might not even be his! If you're going to go on a date with him, at least go on a zero date before you go on a first date".

by mephix October 05, 2022

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa May 31, 2018

pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Huggy pets

The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.

*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!

*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.

by Fordyum April 26, 2021

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

we got pets boooyahh

the most elite friend group on planet earth, no one can hv a better friendship then them they are just tooo over powered and i mean what can i sayy bruhhh... consists of 4 girlssssss

we got pets boooyahh is the best friend group of the century

by why.do.u.wanna.know May 28, 2021

She's probably pet a few cats in her day

A woman who's been with other women.

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."

by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible March 17, 2014