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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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Pausing the oven timer

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer
by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024
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Dutch oven train

When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
Me and my friends went under the blanket and performed a Dutch oven train.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
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korean oven

When you fart in a kia with the windows rolled up.
When my asshole boss carpools with me, I always lock the windows and subject him to the korean oven.
by Jessejayms March 13, 2014
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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
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oven

A place where children are born.
Ayo! I just walked into the oven where i was born!
by summer - oven cooker February 23, 2021
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Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason
You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.
by hustwe January 18, 2023
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