FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.

"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"

by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003

bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.

by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

Funk Generation

Brazilian Funk Studio Album by Anitta
Not to be confused with Brazilian phonk

Peep: “yo have you heard this phonk song that’s going viral on tiktok”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”

by funk me punks December 29, 2024

Chunder Funk

When she asks you to eat her ass- but you consensually beat her instead (she likes it)

Mike Literous: ong last night Jenna asked me to eat her ass- but I just gave her that big old Chunder funk allll night. Dw she liked it ;)

by SuperiorVenaCava August 5, 2025

funk

Being the short for "Rundfunk", this slang term of German origin means "radio".

I turned on the funk to get my day started—nothing beats listening to the radio while I sip my morning coffee!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Funk the monkey

Female masturbation

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed

by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025

Funk

A misspelling of the taboo f-word.

I just wanna funk you.
Or, that the funk!!

by marcotoa January 19, 2025