off the iron

Off the iron is a term referring to when a puck in ice hockey is shot and hits off the goal post, almost going in.

Eric Staal shoots the puck and oh! Off the iron! He was so close to getting a goal on that shot!" "He beet the goaltender but not the post!

by El Ligon October 19, 2010

iron fist

Essentially a brutal and uncalled for nutshot.

Kyle claims Bill just gave him the iron fist.

by Andrew Apocalypse November 17, 2005

Iron Lung

One that smokes so much majijuana that their lungs become as strong as iron.

Korey Definately has some mad iron lungs!

by Hojo Mow May 19, 2003

Iron Triangle

A Basic sexual assault move. The Iron Triangle is done by having intercourse with a woman and then punching her in both the breasts and in the face thus, forming the Iron Triangle. The order of punches don't matter as long as a trifecta is formed.

Guy 1: So what did you eat last night?

Guy 2: Well.. my girl wouldn't microwave me a hotpocket last night.

Guy 1: Word, What did you eat then?

Guy 2: A Hot Pocket. I had to give her an Iron Triangle to show her whats up.

Guy 1: Nice

by SwagChefAdrian October 22, 2012

iron butterfly

Tattoo of a butterfly in the pubic region of females then finished off by using multiple labia piercings as the tail end of the butterfly wings.

"she had 4 rings in each labia on her iron butterfly"

by Manofwar19d April 10, 2008

iron cross

The sexual act in which a girl is bent over, and is being penetrated from behind, while giving felatio to another man; and also simultaneously giving hand-jobs to a guy on each side of her. Hence creating a cross shape.

Andy, Kevin, Adam, and Jon did and Iron Cross to Courtney!

by comicbookbunny March 4, 2007

Iron Maiden

1. Iron Maiden (n) in the hobby of airsoft, an Iron Maiden is a female player who can easily stand up to the male competition and succeed. Commonly must overcome the stereotype of being "feminine" or "dainty" by kicking major ass of the guy players, who mistakenly assumed females are not aggressive, but doing so with style and grace, befitting a refined woman.

2. See awesome

She is a real Iron Maiden on the field, she can pwn n00bs with the best of them.

by agenttexx January 30, 2009