Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

thick hogsman

A particularly thick, long, and girthy hog

(Penis)

I really do have a thick hogsman!

by Gerardimmortal August 12, 2022

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

thick-womenopia

This is an very rare addiction to thicker females.Doctors have found not found a cure for it as of yet.

thick-womenopia :(This brother is addicted to thick women)

by Dr.lamar April 25, 2022

Psychic thick fuck

A psychic -thick-fuck is someone just like myself who does nothing when something that could be predicted but wasn't.....e.g. I saw a cup teetering on the edge of the table and didn't do owt except watch it fall!

See above....I Lynne's glass was going to fall but I let it anyway but. That's my psychic thick fuck

by Chizzers April 29, 2022

posse thick

Travelling to a location or event with 3 or more people and a common goal.

We arrived at the concert posse thick.

by Wheeling On2 November 23, 2022