Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.
Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.
by Donzz October 09, 2020
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night tasker

Person or Persons hired to perform tasks for others, specifically either at night or during the day for people whose lives are most active at night. Paid Personal Fixer, Runner, Chef, Assistant.
I have a new job as a personal night tasker, LOL picking up my bosses dry cleaning and dropping off the dirty ones. She sleeps all day, but I make sure she is Haute every night.
by SaltWaterWoman May 31, 2014
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Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.
by Maxatax1029 June 05, 2015
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Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!
by Lilyitha February 04, 2014
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Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
by Ali that Girl September 08, 2006
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night kitchen

For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
by lilcatfish April 08, 2014
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night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015
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