hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

hockey mom

A mother dedicated to her children, who will take them to school, to their friend's place, to the skating rink... She generally is a stay at home mother.

See also "soccer mom".

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin describes herself as the archetypal hockey mom.

by Ocilya42 October 18, 2008

hockey

the assumed sport that all canadians are good at, despite the fact that we have very passionate players of all sports we have an unfair reputation of caring about nothing but hockey.

hockeys pretty cool, but I for one love football.

by canadian_football_fan April 9, 2006

h e double hockey stick

The term "h e double hockey stick" refers to saying the word hell.

H E Double Hockey Stick (1999) TV Movie.

by JV2012 February 9, 2012

hockey

best friken sport out there and to u it might not be cuz ur a woose and think that it will hurt well IT DOESNT im a girl mmmmmkay i get hit,smacked,slapped,pinched,pushed etc. at skool all the time i dont think hockey is a painful sport its fun.

best sport out there...period...dont think so...then go away...(jkjk u can stay but dont be dissn hockey mmmmkay)

by HoCkEy Is ThE bEsT sPorT!!! April 28, 2007

Hockey Chick

An awesome girl, who plays hockey and is serious about it and good at it. this doesn't apply if you play on a girls or women's team, a hockey chick don't need a watered down no hitting game. she skates with the guys and leads the pack. her team respects her and she's most likely a redhead, totally gorgeous and she doesn't waste time on frilly girly crap when she can be on the ice she loves.

guy 1: hey you see that hot chick over there?
guy 2: yeah she's bomb man! you know her?
guy 1: yeh she's a hockey chick, starting center for the school, total bamf

by Meltinfire September 21, 2009

hockey douche

That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.

Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.

by ekal5 April 29, 2014