is when you take maple syrup and cover moose antlers and the Stanley Cup. Then once they are fully covered in the syrup. You shuve then up your girls vagina in till it is all up there.
by conec February 05, 2010
An absolutely disgusting sexual act. A combination of a dirty sanchez, a bukkake, a rusty trombone, a Cleveland steamer, while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
by Dr. S. T. Colbert DFA February 05, 2010
the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 05, 2010
A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.
Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
by Rooks December 12, 2007
An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 25, 2009
A course designed to cause brain implosion/explosion immediately before finals and AP test. Topics covered include everything from 1500 to today. Students sit and listen to lectures during class daydreaming about how death must be much better than AP US History. Students are expected to fail tests and teachers will give no curves. Scoring below 50% on an all multiple-choice test is common. Three-hundred or more vocabulary words are required every week or so - and if you split the work with other students, the teacher turns psychobitch about it. Busy work is common and students spend 3-4 hours per night on it, provided they want to pass the class. The average student continues the work for about 9-18 weeks then decides he/she doesn't give a damn anymore.
On May 19, 1775, Ben Franklin was wearing what color shirt?
"Today we are gathered here to remember a beloved student, whose suicide was caused by stress in AP US History..."
"We will have a test every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a project every week, and 2-3 DBQs and essays per week."
"Today we are gathered here to remember a beloved student, whose suicide was caused by stress in AP US History..."
"We will have a test every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a project every week, and 2-3 DBQs and essays per week."
by HacZ Emm May 09, 2008
A character in both of Lupe Fiasco's albums. As well as a character, it is also a play on words sounding out "my cool young history". Is used as both meanings in Lupe's mind boggling song "The Coolest" from Lupe Fiasco's The Cool.
by StephonST July 11, 2008